ask and ye shall receive
rvb pokemon au where grif can’t be bothered to train more than one pokemon seriously so he only really has a slaking, but kai got him a slowpoke as a joke and they basically hang out and chill when grif goes about his day
also he made friends with a snorlax once and now every harvest season the snorlax drops by to eat everything and take naps in his company
everybody thinks grif actually caught a snorlax when in reality snorlax is just pretending to be grif’s when he ambles down the mountain so he can chill out and eat without the risk of being pursued as a wild pokemon by trainers because battling is exhausting okay it’s pretty genius actually
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
This bright sunshine of a man is going to be the death of me oh gosh
Ekblad wants to greet the fans but then realizes it might not be such a good idea with the skates on.